big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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