So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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