i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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