When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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