Do you still have your period?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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