She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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