I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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