So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My sheets look like a crime scene.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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