you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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