is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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