why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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