She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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