The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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