i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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