What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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