We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
send nudes
from the living room?
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