Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I have post one night stand depression
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