Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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