why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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