yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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