Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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