I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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