So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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