You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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