Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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