Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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