Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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