She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She announced her abortion via fbk
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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