there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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