We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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