I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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