On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
