she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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