Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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