I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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