relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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