Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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