It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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