So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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