Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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