she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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