Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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