so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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