idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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