they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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