she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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