Don't you send me to vm
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
