Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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