Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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