yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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