its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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