Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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