Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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