Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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