I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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