so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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