If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize