quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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