Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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