Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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