do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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