Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

She was lying the whole time!

(310): View more from California

She was a great actress

(248): View more from Michigan

I was a great dumbass

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(214): View more from Texas

only if we run a train.

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done.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?

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(416): View more from Toronto

Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.

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(817): View more from Texas

His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart

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(301): View more from Maryland

I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?

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