I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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