I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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