I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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